3 Year Old Goddess is Too Smart for Her Own Good

Yesterday Handsome came to me telling me that Goddess hit him. He wanted me to go talk to her because "she hit me in the head, could you please tell her please don't do that?!"

I call her over and ask, "did you hit your brother? Are we supposed to hit each other?"

She says, "No!"

I tell her "He is telling me that you hit him. His forehead is red, please come over and apologize to your brother for hitting him and don't do that again."

She again tells me "I didn't do it!"

So I ask, "who did it?"

Her answer: "I don't know. It's a mystery!"

In the words of Homer Simpson, Doh! What do I do with this chick?

This weekend after telling her to stop throwing things 2 times she threw a toy at me. I picked her up and put her in her room telling her that I warned her and that I would tell her when time out was over.

I heard her shut her door which is normal these days. I guess she feels like she has the power.

She came out briefly and then went back in. When I walked in less than 3 minutes later she was without pants and crouching in the middle of her bedroom with her back to me.

When I looked past her I noticed that she had peed right there in the middle of the room and the reason she had left her room was to get toilet paper (the only paper she can reach) to try and clean it up.

When asked why she peed in her room she said, "I don't remember where the bathroom is."

Double Doh! She knows where the damn bathroom is, umm...right across from her room. So I tell her, "you know where it is. It is right there."

Her answer, "oh, thanks mom."

Doh!!!