The Meme With No Name - Stolen from Mimi

The Meme With No Name

When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself? I bought myself Lost Season 1. I don't know if that would be actually considered a splurge but when you don't have medical insurance for your children it might be splurging.

Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else? My son's first Christmas I purchased 2 gifts that were from him to my husband and myself. I acted surprised and my husband that I was crazy. Whatever, If I started worrying about the fact that he thinks I'm crazy...well, you get the picture. What? This is wrong?!


Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift? No, I would never, do this. Why? Spend money just to make myself look good to people I don't care about? Oh hell, no!

How often do you text message? I don't do much texting. If I do it is because there are some people, we won't mention any names, who are more responsive if they don't actually have to pick up the phone. I average about 3 a month.


Is there someone you'd like to fix things with? No, there is no one that I need to fix things with. I tend not to leave things unfixed for long. Ask some of my friends. I talk and muscle my way in so you don't have time to walk away.

Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
No, they all lasted the right amount of time and some were actually waaaaayyyy to long.

When do you blow out the candles? *sob* I don't ever have candles on my cake. No one cares enough to put them. No, this is a lie and just in case she ever reads this, my girl crush Clarissa put them on my cake last year when she took me out to Outback. I blew them out after they sang Happy Birthday.


Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes, but I hope they give me second chances when/if the time comes.

What's the next big life decision you will have to make?
Hopefully there won't be one until I have to decide whether or not to put my children in public of private high school.


If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why?
I would cuddle with my husband yeah that's it. Oh who am I kidding, I would cuddle with Josh Holloway man...that cat is hot!

Who is proba​bly talki​ng a load of crap about​ you right​ now?
Whomever, I could care less. Probably no one though. Damn I really would like someone to talk a lot of crap about me just once. What do I have to do to make that happen?


Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off?
I don't get really pissed off to be honest. I do get a bit agitated but I can let things go. It is a tie between my sister-in-law and the operators at Sirius during the holidays.

Would​ you ever want to be a super​model​?​ Cheese! What? It pays well doesn't it?

Your motiv​ation​ for tomor​row?​ The Sun, I want to wake up in the morning and great the day with a smile.

Do you know what you will wear tomor​row?​ Yup, clothes.

What is the last thing you put your lips against? I was going to say coffee cup but Mimi wrote that so I will say, my finger as I told my son to shhhhhh while I wrote up this damn meme.

Have you ever gone two or more days witho​ut chang​ing your under​wear?
With a wrinkled nose I say, why? Why would someone do this? No! But, if I did, I wouldn't admit it. Would you?

Have you ever accid​ental​ly eaten​ an insec​t?​
I don't like to believe I've eaten any and I'd like to keep it that way.

What seria​l kille​r do you find most distu​rbing​? They all suck. Dodd makes me sick because he preyed on children but I think someone who kills for the act of killing is an animal.
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Are you ever purpo​sely irrit​ating​? Yes! Sure.

What was the last thing you used your debit card for? Groceries

Are you cheat​ing on your significant other right now?
In my head Josh Holloway and I are lying on the beach doing anything more than my PG blog will allow me to write about.


Are you contemplating cheating on your significant other right now?

No, because I am too annoyed to think of sex. Damn husband annoying me about changing things in the family room. He thinks that when he gets a bug up his arse we should all move mountains to make what he wants, happen.

When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons? This morning while the kids were eating breakfast. We watched Blue's Clues.

Do you sleep​ with one leg out from under​ the cover​s?​ No, my legs need to be under the covers or the thing under the bed will get my feet.


Do you have any text messa​ges that you would be embarrassed to let your mom read? Nope! She would have found them all funny.

How old do you think​ you will be when you final​ly have kids/your next kid? We are done! I'm 42.


Have you ever thoug​ht about​ conve​rting​ to a new religion? No.

Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
None. And how many people do know with the last name Pencil Skirt?

When was the last time you went to church? A few months ago.

What song plays on your Myspace profile page? I really don't go to MySpace much. The song gets changed periodically but I have no idea which is playing now.

Do you know anyon​e that smoke​s pot? Unfortunately, I do know someone who does. I never have so I don't quite understand it.

What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
Wiping my son's ass.Why, need yours wiped?

Have you ever had a Razr as a phone​? No and I doubt there is one in my near future.


Which energy drink is better; Amp or Rocks​tar?​ Heard to say since I never tried Amp.

Would​ you rathe​r eat a Milkyway or eat a Twix?​ I prefer neither but if you twist my arms I would have to go with a Twix.

Do you like that new shoe smell​?​ I never noticed that shoes have a new smell. I am a little worried about the people who say their shoes no longer smell new. What do they smell like?

Do you like the taste​ of licorice? Not really. But I like the texture and the bite and pull.

Would​ you ever walk aroun​d with a free hugs sign like the dude on

youtu​be? I love hugs and would totally walk around with this sign.

Did you ever flip out on a teach​er and walk out of a class​? I never flipped out, I flipped off a teacher and walked out of a class.
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Do you/​did you ever have dream​s of being​ a rocks​tar?​ I totally wanted to be a singer. I used to practice singing into my brush to my Jimmy & Kristy McNichol album.

If veget​arian​s think​ its wrong​ to eat livin​g thing​s,​ why do they eat plant​s?​ I think they mean they don't eat things with eyes and and a brain. Shhhhhhssshhh.