Thursday Thunks

1. This cat- Link- scary or cute? Neither, just plain gross. That cat put the Ug-in Ugly.

2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care? Don't care

3. Do you smile at strangers when you make eye contact? I do. Feeling like a total tool most of the time but it is a weird reflex.

4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all? I don't think I am very sarcastic. Am I? Maybe about 35.8%. Was that a sarcastic answer?

5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be? Oh hell, I don't know...something small, cuddly and loyal. A total lap dog.

6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence? After the sale was finalized, Dad had more free time to spend with us at Woodruff's house, and during this period our family grew further enmeshed with the Salt Lake Valley FLDS community.

7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true? It was a few months ago and it was Mr. Kevin Wheeler talking about faces in his fireplace.

8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person? Nope

9. Do you have a gut? I have a small gunt which I think is smaller than a gut even though there is an extra letter in the word.

10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of? Coffee Cups.

11. Ever had a colon cleansing? Well this morning after my coffee, oh never mind. I forgot this was my Mommy blog and not my Chotskies.