Wednesday Weirdness on Saturday

I just found this meme and it seems quite interesting.

1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy? She puts me on perma hold at least 65% of the time. I hate waiting for people.

2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have? I haven't purchased something new in a long time but it should absolutely feel good and if it did all the work that would be even better.

3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you? Having to stand and pee when you first wake up. God that must really suck.

4. Do you use curse words in front of children? No. Before kids I cursed like a truck driver and thought it would be impossible for me to not curse. I only curse when they are out of earshot and hear every single curse that everyone else says in front of my kids as if it were amplified.
5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in? I think the Lion King would pretty much suck. There are no cute guys in in that movie.

6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse? As if!!!

7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.) I want to try to sleep through the night, remember my dreams and get a tattoo.