Don't forget Mother's Day Is this Sunday!
1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme? I wanted to see what other ridiculous questions, I would have to come up with something for.
2. Ever whiten your teeth? I have had my teeth whitened but not in an over the counter kind of way.
3. Do you drive the speed limit? Mostly! I have two babies in the car that are worth more than any smuck trying to push me past the limit.
4. Did the dog eat your homework? No I used it in my hamster cage.
5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon? Umm...I stopped counting when I realized there was water in my ears and seeds up my nose.
6. Did you eat paint chips as a child? No put I did eat wood chips. Now those are some tasty morsels.
7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it? I would answer it by saying, "are you fucking crazy? It's 1 am in the morning" All through the closed door of course.
8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what? My legs and then some after using that expensive Spanish soap in a bath.
9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme's questions) "Your kids are so bad!"
10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? Yes...then I would try not to throw up on the $100 in my hand. Afterwards I would probably need $100 worth of Pepto.
11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made? FU, I'm not getting up to answer this question. I think it's made in Hawaii and it is some Lux material.
12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met... however you want to answer it)? I used to work at a beauty school and their were twin girls who enrolled. Their names....Tanisha and Nottanisha. I shit you not. Imagine going through life, being Not Tanisha!
13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? Some come from softer trees duh!
3. Do you drive the speed limit? Mostly! I have two babies in the car that are worth more than any smuck trying to push me past the limit.
4. Did the dog eat your homework? No I used it in my hamster cage.
5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon? Umm...I stopped counting when I realized there was water in my ears and seeds up my nose.
6. Did you eat paint chips as a child? No put I did eat wood chips. Now those are some tasty morsels.
7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it? I would answer it by saying, "are you fucking crazy? It's 1 am in the morning" All through the closed door of course.
8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what? My legs and then some after using that expensive Spanish soap in a bath.
9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme's questions) "Your kids are so bad!"
10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? Yes...then I would try not to throw up on the $100 in my hand. Afterwards I would probably need $100 worth of Pepto.
11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made? FU, I'm not getting up to answer this question. I think it's made in Hawaii and it is some Lux material.
12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met... however you want to answer it)? I used to work at a beauty school and their were twin girls who enrolled. Their names....Tanisha and Nottanisha. I shit you not. Imagine going through life, being Not Tanisha!
13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? Some come from softer trees duh!
I don't know whats funnier... the hamster cage or the softer trees! LOL
ReplyDeleteBerleen, Thanks...I sucks when you TRY to be funny and no one thinks your funny.
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