Wednesday Weirdness

1. If your boss says, "I would like to talk to you about your internet usage" what would your first reaction be? Oh Shit!

2. If you SO asks you "Does this make me look fat?" how do you answer? You? No not fat but you could use a little less fabric right around here.

3. What is one thing that you pay for, but resent having to do so? Garbage Removal. Come on! What does the state want you to do, just leave your trash around? They should just pick it up and be done with it. I pay way too much for removal of my garbage. That and cable! What is up with the price of cable? Isn't it enough that they have a monopoly on it? Why do I have the pay half the equivalent of my mortgage.

4. A day is being created in honor of you. How should we celebrate it? Honor your girlfriends, for my 40th I threw a birthday party to honor my friends. They are very important to me and I wanted them all to know why.

5. What CD or Album in your music collection do you secretly enjoy, but would be embarrassed if others heard you grooving to it? There is nothing that would embarrass me. Some people may find it embarrassing to know I love the Carpenters, and a whole bunch of musicals but I don't give a frig!

6. How long do you think you would last if you were a contestant on Survivor? Ummm, I might make it two weeks in and only because I would fly under the radar, because I wouldn't be the quietest or the loudest.