Soaking Wet Saturday

Today’s topic is “6 things you think the father of your children deserve to have.” You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences, 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc . . .

This is easy. My husband is self employed and runs a 20 person company by himself doing every aspect of every job. Hopefully eventually those 20 seats will be taken by actual people but until then he keeps plugging along.

1. He wants a big, flat screen TV (high def)
2. Surround sound to go with it
3. A new van
4. A weekend car
5. A boat, hello we live literally a 5 minute walk to the lake.
6. A Fit wife

Saturday 9: Never Say Never Again

1. Do you like James Bond films? If yes, what’s your favorite? Nope.

2. Are you daring enough to go snorkeling in the water fountain at the mall? If I could also wear a nice, sleek, black, sexy body suit.

3. Do you sometimes hate everything and everyone around you? No. That is a waste of emotion that I refuse to even submerge myself into.

4. Do you secretly or openly believe the world revolves around you? No. I know for a fact that the world doesn't revolve around anyone. We are all the stars of our own reality.

5. Would you rather buy a moped or a Harley Davidson? Harley. Why wrap my legs around an engine on wheels if it isn't a Harley?

6. Do you water ski or ice ski? No, I am a pussy, but I am the first to admit it.

7. Tell us about the last time that you tailgated. About two hours ago. It happens daily around here.

8. What was the last concert that you attended? I think it was Bon Jovi, or was it Aerosmith? Maybe it was Counting Crows. It has been so long I have no idea.

9. What’s the most exotic food that you’ve ate? Sushi