The Queen's Meme

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it? I forgot my kids, without them I wouldn't exist. They are the reason for everything. They are my reason!!!! If I can't take them with me, I pass!

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board? "Yo, Now, Sit The F Down, You punk Ass B'Otches!" Then I would high tail it out of there because you said it was a tough school and they are about to kick my Butt (I didn't say it) all over the place.

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? Oh hell no! I would totally read that. The nerve and after all I've done for them.
How would you handle it? Nah, I would ignore it because that is what I do best. I might leave an anonymous comment or two though.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? If I had one dollar left I would hold onto it so tight, G.W. would scream.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? My speciality of course. Crab cakes, ziti, sausage and peppers and some Better Than Sex cake.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? Run out crying because it would probably look better on them!

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences. I'll take perfect health for a lifetime please. That whole sexual vigor for only 10 years sounds so damn depressing.