The Queens Meme #4

1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why? I am feeling a bit cloudy. I had to put the kids to bed tonight alone after my husband being home most of the summer in the evening.

2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world? Beating your child at his favorite Wii game will cause an tantrum that could result in some tears.

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin? Things on the economic front suck! I thought it was hard before but every time we have our chin above water, they open the dam! The only thing that will save the planet will be to allow dirt to be considered currency.

4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it! Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame is the new face of Burberry

5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game? Oh good lord, I have no idea. This will take too much brain power of which I am lacking at the moment.

6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers) Sadly, I have nothing to say. So I am stealing a forward my Aussie friend sent me:

Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls. My religion is the Live and Let Live Attitude. There is room for all kinds on this planet, just do your own thing and don't judge others who don't do you thing. It is plain and simple. Check yourself and don't worry about what anyone else is doing. Easy Pasey!

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera? 24/7 with Kids and Still Sober!