In case you haven't had a chance to see some of my holiday picks (more to come), head over to the button on the top right of my side bar.
The very first item I listed as a holiday pick was a book called Twilite by Stephen Jenner. As my long time readers know, and especially if you read
Chotskies, you know that I am a Twilightholic, Twilight Addict, Member of the Twilight Saga, aTwilight Mom, and back in March, I tried to start a
Twilight Support Group.
Twilite by Stephen Jenner was a must read from the moment I saw the book on Amazon. It is everything that Twilight isn't. Stephen took a story that is familiar with characters were love and are comfortable with and created the funniest satire spin on a book I have yet to read.
Word to the Wise: This book is only worthy of
the open minded Twilight fan. Now, I am not talking about the fan that will be all pissy because
Edweird isn't always a gentleman and makes
Stella Crow go dutch at dinner. It also isn't for the fan who will get upset because
Yakob performs an interpretive dance to tell
Stella that the
Sullen's are vampires. If you are a Carlile fan, you might be upset that
Carpile or
Dr. Sullen is in need of some change because he is constantly being sued for malpractice or that
Harley is excited because there is a Full House Marathon on TV.
I could go on and on. This book made me laugh out loud. Stephen is a remarkable author whose writing is so good, that it would be a sin if he didn't make a Shiny Luna, or a Cracked Morning (sorry Stephen, I know your titles wouldn't be so lame but work with me here).
The past two week, I have read my favorite parts over the phone to my nieces, girlfriends and father who laughed so much I had to stop reading so they could catch up. The Brady Bunch references had me cracking up and I couldn't contain myself whenever Stephen wrote about Edweird's appearance. Just like Stephanie Meyer did in Twilight, Stephen has Stella describing Edweird's appearance to us over and over and I just couldn't get enough. "
His eyes. It was as if a thousand of the bluest oceans had condensed at the end of his ocular nerve. If I were a sailor or a bar maid named Brandy who served sailors whiskey and wine, I would have drowned in their blueness."
Steve was kind enough to let me interview him about Twilite, so without further ado, I bring you the interview of a true comedic genius (trust me, I don't say that lightly, just ask my sister).
In A Nutshell: I highly recommend this book! Pure comedic genius and really well written. I cannot say anything negative about this book. If you need to hear if from my mouth personally, feel free to contact me. Oh and you seriously need to order this book, but please remember to order it through Amazon and through my site so that I can get the 3 cent commission. K, awesome. Ta
Here they are having snack and playing Xbox.