The Dating Profile Meme

This is my first time playing this meme.

The Dating Profiles Meme: It Ain't Easy

1. It is never easy to talk about yourself. Well don't start now!

2. I am not a mind reader, so say what you mean and mean what you say. So when you smell like ass, you want me to tell you!?

3. You can't Acquire what you Require if you don't Enquire. What??? Did someone learn some new words today?

4. I have a creative streak and it know how to use it! Wow, well Mr Creative, stop calling yourself "it".

5. Someone who might teach me how to kayak, or take me for a long walk through the woods showing me the beauty of the outdoors. Did you know you could hire someone for this? You don't need to take out an ad for this. BTW, I am so sorry to hear about your accident. Obviously you must have lost your legs and eyes if you need someone to take you on a walk and show you the beauty.

6. I enjoy walking, reading, going different places, taking long rides and seeing where we end up. You should never read and walk at the same time, you could hurt yourself.

7. I don't say alot at times but at other times very talkative. We can hang as long as I am in charge of when you are quiet and when you are talkative.

8. If I meet your expectations please contact me --- If not I totally respect your honesty. You won't be hearing much honesty unless I call right? Duh!

9. I love my blackberry and my WII. Sounds like your nights are full, I hope the three of you will be very happy together.

10. I am a hard worker, owning my own house which I take great pride in the impovements I have done to make it a home. Are you employed or is your job making your house a home? Just asking!