Sunday Stealing: The Trivia About Me Meme

Do you get regular massages? Hahahahahhhaaa.a....fun-knee...


Do you have an answering machine? Yes but I never check it, is that terrible?


What cuss word do you use the most? Fuck!!!!

Are you underweight or overweight? I was underweight before I was 16 now, I am overweight, but ask me if I give a shit?  I try not to put much through in weight. I struggled with bulimia and low self esteem for too long...now I just breath and enjoy where I am.  I say if the boys are still whistling I must be doing ok.

Can you veins. Yes????!!! Is this a trick question?

Favorite…ummm...can you finish the thought please? Favorite place to eat, screw, drive, read????? WHAT!!!?????

Soap? Anything that lathers and gets my skin clean.

Fruit? Any berry.

Kind of red meat? The kind under clear plastic and laying in a Styrofoam plate. The kind I don't have to kill myself.

Fish? Once! My grandfather took me out on a fishing boat and I spent the entire time feeding the fish with my upset stomach. It was a blast.

Candy bar? I like Hershey's Classic Bar.

Have You Ever…

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips? Oh hell yes...didn't you read the one where I said I was overweight?

Eaten lobster? Yes...Love it!

Climbed a mountain? Oh sure...I have also searched high and low and Followed every by way, every path I know. 

Been skydiving? No. I like life.

Been water skiing? Never had the opportunity. Plus, I would probably kill myself.

Do You…

Wish you could change something about your life? No! Why waste time wishing? If you want to change something, change it!

Like your nose? I have always thought my nose was pretty pathetic. It is too big, too wide and too long but it's mine and I wouldn't change it.

Like salt and vinegar chips? I love em

Eat salsa? Not on a regular basis.


Own a boat? Nope...but I live on a lake...weird right?

What Is…

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? Can't think of one that has dire consequences.

Your most macho trait? When I grab my balls and spit. Duh.


The longest relationship you’ve ever had? Well, probably the one with my father. He was after all there since my conception.

Your most embarrassing thoughts? I don't have any embarrassing thoughts. However, walking around with my skirt in my underwear is pretty embarrassing. It did happen once.

Your most shameful moment? The one I should have saved for this question. See above.


This/That…

Bath/Shower? I love baths but only have time for showers.

Markers/Crayons? Depends on what I am using them for.

Pens/Pencils? As long as I find something to write with when I need it, it really doesn't matter.


Jelly/Cream Cheese? Yeah!

Bagel/Toast? Whichever is freshest.

Finish…

My greatest weakness is…My kids oh and my bad knees, ruined back and terrible eye sight.

I wish I was…done with this meme already

Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…kill someone, stab someone, maim someone...everything else is up for grabs.

The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…depends on what YOU think is odd!

Firsts…

Credit card you had? AMEX through a boyfriend

Loan you got was for? College

Paycheck was for how much? $32.00?? I have no idea. I worked at Kmart back in the late 80's.

Time you had stitches? Appendix operation.

Time you went to the hospital for something? Appendix

Lasts…

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours? Turkey on a mini bagel, 2 oreos, La Choy Chicken and rice that I had to review..

Last thing you used a credit card for? Food

What was your job previous to the one you have now? Administrative Assistant and general clean your feet mat!

Last thing you celebrated? Christmas.

Last time you were at a sports bar? Oh lets see....2000!????