Grrr....Enough Already! Stop The World, I Want To Get Off!!!!!

So, after all the medical drama of the past two months; four days ago, my 24/7 intestonial spasms disappeared. I remember saying to Clary, I wonder if this is the calm before the storm.

Ahhhh...fast forward to today and after three days of hemorrhaging and passing tissue that literally was large enough to have its own heartbeat, I headed to the gynecologist.

How is it that after an internal sonogram at the hospital and four cat scans of 200 pictures each of my pelvic area, no one saw anything in my uterus???? No, seriously, I just have to ask, what the fuck????

The doctor today, pushed from my stomach to feel, I guess, my spine, that is what it felt like anyway. She said, "You have fibroids?" I said, no, I heard at the hospital that I have cysts on both my ovaries. She said, "No, I feel fibroids and your uterus is enlarged. You need to have a sonogram, and I need you to call me right after you have it."

Ummm...ok....what the hell!!???

Just as I am getting over my diverticulitis, still on the damn low-residue diet, now possible fibroids or more?

What next, ulcers in my stomach since it seems like the problems are moving up!???

I knew I needed to get those hospital reports! Damn St. Agonies! You suck.

So, I just want to know, WHAT NEXT??????!!!