Dark Elves, Witches, and Monsters Reign in Dark Fantasy Feature 'Obsidian Curse - A Review

The 411: Obsidian Curse what can I say other than I didn't expect much. It was way better than I expected and my daughter and I laughed our butts off. Not sure that is is considered a comedy though.  Blair for some reason snorts some coke off another woman's stomach in what looks like a bar, she is happy, having a good time until a hand with handcuffs are seen in the shot and Blair is arrested.  At this point we don't know anything about Blair. The next scene it is a year later and Blair is walking out of jail heading out to a truck. In the truck is her boyfriend who has been raising their daughter. We also don't know this yet but yup Mother of the Year Blair had a daughter who looks to be about 6 or 7 now.  When she goes up to the man coming out of the truck to thank him for picking her up and tries to kiss him we find out that this was her boyfriend who has been raising their daughter. Hmmmmm we all know why he turned. All of us except Blair who hasn't caught on until he tells her that he married someone last month who is really good with their daughter.  Blair is upset. Not sure why she is...her life choices really screwed up all their lives.  According to her "person" Blair will have limited, supervised visits with her daughter until she gets a job and shows that she is capable and changed. Sounds like a good law to me.  Work is hard to find when you are a felon and she is having no luck until her baby daddy's wife suggests a job that she has heard of that is looking for a tour guide. She is pretty sure she will be hired on the spot. Blair droves to some remote location and would you know it....she is hired. Blair in her suit and high heels gets in a car with some older gentlemen who drives her to an even more remote location. He then leads her down into some deeps tunnels under the earth that just keep going and going. Along the way, we see odd looking creatures and finally a creepy woman who is standing alone. Oh she is just eccentric the older gentleman tells her.    Yeah...eccentric AF and when she puts her hand on Blair's heart, Blair gets some serious jolts and she now suddenly has a tattoo. We are told the curse has been shifted to Blair.  Blair is now a magnet for all odd, creepy, dead things and man can she kick butt. She starts swinging a bat a la Negan from Walking Dead taking out a bunch of walkers.  Must have been all that fighting she must have had to do in prison because Blair is a looker with a sometimes accent.  The movie is ehhh okay as far as movies go. I watched, I laughed, I yelled at the screen...all that equals good right?!